Memorables
Yeiiiiph - (The Camping Anthem) Let's burn Alf Something ain't right So Nick, how far up your back does your crack go? Tooooom. Tooooom. Tooooom. Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat Steam roller We've been coming here since the flood of "33" What's the biggest pencil - Pennsylvania Pete's on his way I don't care, I don't care, I don't care Shot Gun! Yo, dat's da predator an sit Three star sergeants Guys, Guys, Wait, One More Shot Huuuuuuuun Let's do a shot The gross is $250K, but our net is $400K - HUH He doesn't talk like that - he does when we talk about him It's natural Poke him in the brown eye Don't touch me Joe This trip will separate the boys from the men If it rains, I'm going home He thinks this stuff is cool Moos at 11 You guys are my best friends We would have told you not to - I would have listened Vietnam rules Yo Franco Bourbon? Anyone? It's a crash, not an accident What is fire? They bleed There's lions up here - no Pete Always and Forever Pond, Lake, River, it’s all the same, right hun – Yup, sure, I don't know, they all have water and stuff, right |
Questions & Answers
Q: Nick is so tolerable, gives so much while asking for so little, is there anything that get’s him angry? A: Yes - “TOM” Q: What was the most terrifying camping experience? A: Camp raided by 4 grizzly bears. Fred, risking life and personal safety to save his friends, chased off 2 and held the other 2 in sleeper holds until game wardens arrived. The grizzlies were relocated. Tom screamed like a bitch the entire time. Q: What was the most endearing moment? A: Don scaling a 60 ft tree to rescue 3 abandoned eagle eggs. He dissented down the tree, eggs safely held in his mouth, and incubated them. Till this day, all 3 birds still greet mama Don upon his arrival at base camp. Q: Has camp life changed much over the years? A: Yes. - Sleeping on the ground to sleeping on cots - Throwing rocks to hitting golf balls across the river - Setting camp up mid-night Friday to mid-day Friday - Drinking non-stop all weekend to just Friday night - Eating burgers/dogs to eating steak and shrimp - Sitting on a RR tie to folding chairs - Don's man boobs growing from a B to a C cup But, some things never change: - Tom and Fred arriving first - The tent is always in the same spot - Nick snoring, but swears he doesn't - cause he doesn't hear it - Neil cooking - Don bathing himself with baby wipes on the edge of the river - Nick not bathing at all - Drunk, Fat, and Stupid - Good times |